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The Boardroom is our flagship corporate ensemble for the Tesla Optimus platform. Designed for C-suite environments where your humanoid robot represents your brand at the highest level.
Constructed from a proprietary technical wool blend (78% Merino / 22% Carbon Fiber) that maintains structure across the full range of Optimus joint articulation while providing the visual gravitas of traditional bespoke tailoring.
Every Boardroom suit is genuine haute couture, handmade by our couturiers in Paris. Fabrics are sourced globally, including from France, Italy, Japan, and other major producers, with most materials custom made in-house. Not a drop-shipped hoodie made from blanks that doesn't actually fit the robot. Each piece takes 80+ hours of skilled handwork: pattern-making on our proprietary Optimus dress forms, hand-stitching at critical articulation points, and hand-pressing to achieve the silhouette.
Need a different lapel configuration, alternative wool weight, or want to match your corporate color palette? Our couturiers can walk you through every option.
Outfitting multiple robots for your boardroom, lobby, or corporate campus? Fleet orders of 3+ units receive dedicated account management and volume pricing. Custom design fees start at $1,000 USD per piece for modifications to The Boardroom silhouette. Request a fleet consultation.
